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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

No, not a chance

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

'Materialists': Celine Song on Dating and Sex and the City's Influence - IndieWire

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Rich people actually spend a whole lot, but the market is the market and there is only one price for the same item and it is much easier for the rich to buy it or lease it or rent it because its expensive to be poor. So why do people have such ideas?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

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