What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:03
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
What are some great short jokes?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...